Shot in ass

[EthanBray]

Me and my friend had rushed the right hand side and were playing capture the flag we got behind this fence and about 7 guys were firing at us
a guy ran behind us we got him, shot me in the foot but stayed in and my mate got out so there was 6 v me and i looked out the side and shot about 3 guys in the chest and then i got shot in goggles! I was walking out with my gun in the air and hand on head. Some C*nt shot me in the ass !!!
-Ethan

[The Crimson King]

where was it you were playing?

[EthanBray]

Bramham Park !! Leeds !!!

[Alex]

You were lucky it wasn't a real bullet then:eek:

"I can't belive you shot me in the ass" line taken from Bad boy's II, thought it was appropriet:D

[ChrisD]

Iv been shot in my ass to.....It stung

[Paulburks]

:D :D Sorry to hear that mate but it is well funny :D :D

[J@mes]

Me and my friend had rushed the right hand side and were playing capture the flag we got behind this fence and about 7 guys were firing at us
a guy ran behind us we got him, shot me in the foot but stayed in and my mate got out so there was 6 v me and i looked out the side and shot about 3 guys in the chest and then i got shot in goggles! I was walking out with my gun in the air and hand on head. Some C*nt shot me in the ass !!!
-Ethan

you know you loved it:D

-james

[matt_downs]

i got shot in the ass like the 3rd time i played or something, i swear someone shot me with a ****ing marble, I had a bruise that size of a grapefruit for days and i couldnt sit down properly

[gcrule13]

LMAO, thats well funny

[Trigger Happy]

Well what can I say.

I shot 4 people in the ass on the YPC's last walk on. One unlucky chap got a paintball on each cheek from close range but when he had his back to me and his ass in the air, what else could I shoot. :cool: Anyway, my fellow team members thought it was funny. :D

[Trigger Happy]

A few weeks ago I was playing at Elsham a little nipper standing next to me got hit in the leg. He moaned a little and whilst hopping about hopped into the line of fire. Before I knew it, he was on the floor bent double with tears in his eyes and a very sore pecker. Now that was funny :D :D :D

[matt_downs]

hahaha, i once snook up behind a really fat man trying to hide between a really skinny tree, popped a cap in his ass;)
and last time i went there was this scouser who ran right into the open in my line fo fire, i shot and it hit him square in the nob, he tried to hobble away behind a tree, i was pissing myself behind a bunker lol

[Branno]

i got shot in the ass like the 3rd time i played or something, i swear someone shot me with a ****ing marble, I had a bruise that size of a grapefruit for days and i couldnt sit down properly

Owch. That must of hurt!

[dev dev]

a lesson learned
never drop the soap

[Trigger Happy]

Isn't it weird how one mans pain is another mans pleasure?

Places I have shot people (not intentionally) where some found it funny, but not always the recipient: -

Ear
Jaw
Neck
Adams Apple - this man now refuses to play, ever....
Head
Nipple (male)
Breasts - she actually found it funny. I just wanted to rub them better...
Hands
Backside
Testicles

[Dru]

last month went on a walk on in harrogate, it was the last game 3hits to be out so everyone was a bit trigger happy , iran around a stack of tyres and out of the corner of my eye i saw a guy aiming right at me hit me in the arse at the end of the game he came over to say sorry, he had his gun on full auto at 20bps i had one big line of bruises right across my arse

[Dexter]

when i was 15 i went to play paintball for the first time, my team were winning defending the little huts we were in but ive never been good at staying in one place. So i decided i would try and flank the other teams advance, i burst out of the door way and im belting towards a circle of barrels just on the other side of a little stream. So i easly jump the stream leap over a barrel to dive in amongst them.........and there was a group of the other team huddled inside..........i took about 15 shots to my arse before i had even landed......swear to god my arse was like 2 mellons for a week.....

[dev dev]

..........i took about 15 shots to my arse before i had even landed......swear to god my arse was like 2 mellons for a week.....
a very good training drill if you are planning on going to jail
:D :D :D

[Dexter]

true....but thats why im tryin to avoid it!!!

[Jack_Judge]

we were playing pots where u leave pots in a certain arrangement on the bridge to get pot n instead of running straight away he waited as balls were flying everywhere well 2 minutes into the game he runs for it swaps the cones not shot running away n gets hit in the arm but no pop n thn the leg no pop but took an absolute corker to the *rse lol

[sugardude1981]

I was playing on the 16/12/2007 and me and my mate and a few others had a DM (deathmatch) and my mate and me was the only 2 left on the field and we just pletted each other with paint i got him a few time in the crouch but worst of all was not 2 turn your back because i got a few shots in my a**e part from that bloody good match tho........

[Jack_Judge]

where did you play that game

[NitroBall]

last month went on a walk on in harrogate, it was the last game 3hits to be out so everyone was a bit trigger happy , iran around a stack of tyres and out of the corner of my eye i saw a guy aiming right at me hit me in the arse at the end of the game he came over to say sorry, he had his gun on full auto at 20bps i had one big line of bruises right across my arse

The site lets you play full auto and at 20 bps:eek:

A little dangerous dont you think:rolleyes:

[Jack_Judge]

i thought that full auto was prohibited

[mad cow]

The site lets you play full auto and at 20 bps:eek:

A little dangerous dont you think:rolleyes:

Never seen them allow that before:confused:

[Jack_Judge]

yer i thought full auto was illegal

[Lambchop]

so is driving at over 70mph on the motorway..


but people still do it

[Jack_Judge]

thanks for that

[mad cow]

Yeah but I've been too several events at Harrogate and not one has allowed full auto

[Jack_Judge]

yer i dont know any where that allows it..

[joshymayhew]

yeh defntly anywhere on the neck, head or hands hurts the most

but guys ive had a balls shot from a flatline barrel like 200ft away during a game i swear spent the rest of the 12mins on the floor crippled over
lmao wasnt too fun but dfntly the worst place

[ed martin]

layed down in the snake shooting out the back off the snake!
another player dives in the other end of the snake so i planted my self in nice and tight in the pasty in the snake!
waiting for someone to call mugger!
as i want awear it was 2 on 5 at this time!
the player in the snake had jumped over the snake and was creeping up the snake!
as i heard mugger the guy stuck his gun through the gap in the snake! (which was where my ass was)
and put 3 shots into my ass from maybe an inch or less away!
and seeing as i was kneeling and my playing pants where a bit low it hit me just below my trousers on the top of my boxers!
litterely bear skin!
iv never moved so fast in my life!

[Sonic_Tom]

So is it just me whos been shot on the bare ass?

Was rather drunk one night and decided to let my m8 shoot my ass to impress some girls, i had a tea towel between the cheeks to protect the important stuff and he got me on my right cheek, it drew blood and i still have the mark.

Worst thing was is that i found out all the girls had boyfriends.

Bad Times

[Niall W]

.. and then you remembered getting shot by your mate in the arse doesn't impress girls :p

[bigwig]

:rolleyes: Nothing compared to me. We had finished the round and my 'friends' decided to shoot me in the ass!!! Whats more we were on the same team!!! :eek: