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ronnipimstar
14-12-2003, 19:27
Xmas is on the way and nobody seems to be playing paintball!
so was just wondering if anybody has any ideas to get me through the off season! I have already read all the mags, watched all the dvd's and chased the cat around garden with my paintball marker (Don't try this at home!) and nothin seems to give me the buzz of shooting some poor fool in the face so any suggestions would be appreciated.

Just appears that once a paintball junky, nothin comes close.
Fatbobs
14-12-2003, 20:50
You could get together all the team photo's of you last year and send them to us. That way we can get you up on the shop site and make you famous.

Andy
Suiter_killer
14-12-2003, 23:50
try chasing the cat with a spoon.......
paintordie
15-12-2003, 15:01
Or a stick:D
alan phoenix
15-12-2003, 16:13
give cat marker. let it chase you.:D
JoseDominguez
15-12-2003, 16:26
work your way through the seven deadly sins........... once you are finished try breaking the ten commandments...... should kill a weekend anyway.
Chopper Mozart
15-12-2003, 16:31
Originally posted by JoseDominguez
work your way through the seven deadly sins........... once you are finished try breaking the ten commandments...... should kill a weekend anyway.

..and if you can do the lot in under 6 hours, we'd like the photos to prove it. We're bored too, goddammit! :D
JoseDominguez
15-12-2003, 16:45
no problem.

Eat a big crate of pies (Gluttony)
That you stole from your neighbour (Envy)
But get your girlfriend to do it (Sloth)
Whilst naked (Lust)
Be really pleased with yourself for eating pies and looking at nekkid wimmin (Pride)
But get narked 'cos your neighbour is looking at her too(Anger)
So steal his car (Avarice)
sins sorted :)
ronnipimstar
15-12-2003, 17:42
Right, currently tryin to summon satan through ouiji board to see if the little girl wants to do some snap shootin drills! Should that fail then gonna smack talk god until he gets down here and tries his look! Need somethin as
cat is buried in back garden
neighbours refusin to talk to me
girlfriend has walked out
and police wanna question about a stolen car!!!

P.s. also lookin through some pics to find a few half decent ones, Andy! Cheers mate:D
P.p.s. Wonder if Saddam wants to go through a few drills heard he will shoot to the death!:D :D
Chopper Mozart
15-12-2003, 20:49
Originally posted by JoseDominguez
no problem.

Eat a big crate of pies (Gluttony)
That you stole from your neighbour (Envy)
But get your girlfriend to do it (Sloth)
Whilst naked (Lust)
Be really pleased with yourself for eating pies and looking at nekkid wimmin (Pride)
But get narked 'cos your neighbour is looking at her too(Anger)
So steal his car (Avarice)
sins sorted :)

Nice one - works for me! Now the commandments? I'm guessing you have less than 3.5 hours left.... :D :rolleyes:
JoseDominguez
16-12-2003, 15:50
hmmmmmmm, tricky.

Covet your neighbours ass, then steal it, now kill him to cover up the affiair you are having with his wife, come to think of it, spray his ass gold and worship it. Do all of this at a Budhist temple on a Sunday and Bob's your uncle. You can cover the last two by framing your parents for his murder :)
Sorted.
paintordie
16-12-2003, 15:57
And after that its a new year new start :D
Tortoise-Licker
21-12-2003, 14:41
Originally posted by JoseDominguez
work your way through the seven deadly sins...........

Nooooooooooooo........................ Thats it I have finally worked out that Ian bats for the other team with that comment.:eek: