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A cowboy rode a horse to Texas on friday, and then three days later he returned home on friday work this out !!!!!!
Monster.
08-02-2008, 19:31
His horse is called friday :)
Dam you gassy,
motomouth3
08-02-2008, 19:34
theres a lilly pad in a pond it doubles in size everyday it takes 4 days to fill a quarter of the pond how long will it take to fill the full pond???
(not meaning to thread jack, sorry)
Next one
IQ test....
I am the beginning of the end. u can see me twice in a week but not in a day once in a year but twice in a decade. what am i?
theres a lilly pad in a pond it doubles in size everyday it takes 4 days to fill a quarter of the pond how long will it take to fill the full pond???
(not meaning to thread jack, sorry)
30 days?.......
^^ word. ^^
How many F's has this sentence got?
Read the sentence first then come and check how many there is.
finished files are the re
sult of years of scienti
fic study combined with
the experience of years.
^^ word. ^^
How many F's has this sentence got?
Read the sentence first then come and check how many there is.
finished files are the re
sult of years of scienti
fic study combined with
the experience of years.
One. Or three. Or none!
Mr. Longbeard
08-02-2008, 19:57
2 days, blah blah from 1/4 size or 6 from seedling
Mr. Longbeard
08-02-2008, 19:58
^^ word. ^^
How many F's has this sentence got?
Read the sentence first then come and check how many there is.
finished files are the re
sult of years of scienti
fic study combined with
the experience of years.
just the one
One. Or three. Or none!
3 F's in the sentence
just the one
Guess again. ;)
P.s. I do mean the four lines of writing, not the explanation. Sorry 'bout that.
Mr. Longbeard
08-02-2008, 19:59
or 6 if you mean the 4 lined sentance
^^ word. ^^
How many F's has this sentence got?
Read the sentence first then come and check how many there is.
finished files are the re
sult of years of scienti
fic study combined with
the experience of years.
None, if your meaning the literal "F's"
or 6 if you mean the 4 lined sentance
Yup.
Most people miss the "of"s.
Mr. Longbeard
08-02-2008, 20:05
because the untrained mind perceives them to be V's as of is pronounced ov :eek:
What kind of cheese is made backwards?
Peter kay for the win....On Tv now
Stokecity_m
08-02-2008, 20:09
d'oh i'm too slow
Monster.
08-02-2008, 20:09
What kind of cheese is made backwards?
That be Edam :)
Peter kay for the win....On Tv now
Yup, awesome!
A girl, who was just learning to drive, went down a one-way street in the wrong direction. Two policemen see her doing so. However, they don't do anything. Why?
(Easy)
The Crimson King
08-02-2008, 20:32
you are in a room encased in 6ft of concrete... no doors or windows or exits of any kind. the only things you share the room with are a wardrobe, a chair, and two halfs of a table. how do you get out?
you are in a room encased in 6ft of concrete... no doors or windows or exits of any kind. the only things you share the room with are a wardrobe, a chair, and two halfs of a table. how do you get out?
Ask the A-team!:D
Lambchop
08-02-2008, 20:42
it's to do with 2 halfs make a hole then climb through it
5 f's cos you hear of as ov when reading
PaintMagnet
08-02-2008, 21:05
Yup, awesome!
A girl, who was just learning to drive, went down a one-way street in the wrong direction. Two policemen see her doing so. However, they don't do anything. Why?
(Easy)
is she reversing?
oooo i know shes got her lovelys out so the police in question are too busy getting their jollies!
The Crimson King
08-02-2008, 21:18
A girl, who was just learning to drive, went down a one-way street in the wrong direction. Two policemen see her doing so. However, they don't do anything. Why?
off duty? (more for posting)
The Crimson King
08-02-2008, 21:23
in another concrete room, encased in 6ft of concrete, with only a 2in square hole in the roof. there is a sink in the room slowly filling, but the tap is broken and won't turn off. how do you stop yourself from drowning? (the hole goes through the concrete, so will fill with water meaning no breathing through it, it's just there to relieve the building pressure;) )
PaintMagnet
08-02-2008, 21:23
in another concrete room, encased in 6ft of concrete, with only a 2in square hole in the roof. there is a sink in the room slowly filling, but the tap is broken and won't turn off. how do you stop yourself from drowning? (the hole goes through the concrete, so will fill with water meaning no breathing through it, it's just there to relieve the building pressure;) )
pull the plug out of the sink
off duty? (more for posting)
She's walking. :p
PaintMagnet
08-02-2008, 21:49
i prefer my second answer stencil it's far more realistic and enjoyable like anyone walks these days hah!
All of you may of heard this one already:
Two coins add up to 30p and one of them isn't a 10p.
Stokecity_m
08-02-2008, 21:55
20p and 10p
Stokecity_m
08-02-2008, 22:01
How far can you walk into a forest?
Stokecity_m
08-02-2008, 22:01
about the police one - if you go down a one way street the wrong way , you should carry on untill the end.
The Crimson King
08-02-2008, 22:15
How far can you walk into a forest?
1/2 way, then you start walking out of it:cool:
The Crimson King
08-02-2008, 22:21
first you'll find me in a pan, but you'll also find me in a pen. next you'll find me in the smallest pin untill i move into a ton. you won't find me in rythms or hymns but you will find me in the sun.... what am i?
The Crimson King
08-02-2008, 22:25
just realised, i've spealt hymns wrong, so your answer does not fit i'm afraid :P
PaintMagnet
08-02-2008, 23:44
A father and son go fishing one day, the son falls and spears himself with his pole stand, the father calls for an ambulance and they get rushed to hospital and the operating theatre, the operating surgeon takes one look at the boy with the pole stand stuck in him and says I can't operate on this patient he's my son!
Who is the surgeon?
The son's dad.
Just because a father and son go fishing there is nothing stopping the father not bieng the son in questions father, or infact a priest
PaintMagnet
09-02-2008, 09:31
nope the surgeon isn't the dad
nope the surgeon isn't the dad
Its his mum, family are not allowed to operate on each other
What do the poor have, the rich want, and if you eat it you will die? (and no its not the clap)
-Mat
PaintMagnet
09-02-2008, 09:59
lots and lots of children!!! if you eat a kiddie in america the government will kill you eventually
A father and son go fishing one day, the son falls and spears himself with his pole stand, the father calls for an ambulance and they get rushed to hospital and the operating theatre, the operating surgeon takes one look at the boy with the pole stand stuck in him and says I can't operate on this patient he's my son!
Who is the surgeon?
The fisherman is just a father, not the kid's. The surgeon is his real father.
PaintMagnet
09-02-2008, 15:52
the surgeon is his mother the fisherman is his dad
motomouth3
10-02-2008, 22:31
30 days?.......
nope 6 days , think about it ;)
As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives. Every wife had seven sacks, Every sack had seven cats, Every cat had seven kittens. Kittens, cats, sacks, wives, How many were going to St. Ives?
northwind
11-02-2008, 17:48
1.
the rest were going the otherway
correct and now i'm going to blow up a new york subway train :D
PaintMagnet
11-02-2008, 18:04
been watching die hard 3 have we scrumpy?
not recently but it's a great riddle if you don't know the answer
Let's play simon says..... Mr.Mclane
The Crimson King
11-02-2008, 19:33
if a tree falls in the woods, and there's no one there to hear it, does it make a good subject for a profoundly thought provoking question?
PaintMagnet
11-02-2008, 19:37
yes it does just because nobody is around to hear it, it doesn't mean that there aren't any little animals or insects around to hear it!
Mr. Longbeard
11-02-2008, 19:39
ahhh but assume a biological attack had wiped out all life capable of hearing :p
I say no, it makes no noise :cool:
Lambchop
11-02-2008, 19:40
or sence.......................
PaintMagnet
11-02-2008, 19:42
then it still does because...
god created man in his own image therefore god created me to be just like him, therefore i am god and i say it does!
there we go problem solved and no i don't perform miracles anymore i'm far too lazy, neither do i answer prayers!!
The Crimson King
11-02-2008, 19:44
did anyone actually read my sentence propperly?:confused:
Lambchop
11-02-2008, 19:45
it'll be a first if they did..............
what is the sound of a single hand claping?
Lambchop
11-02-2008, 19:47
it's properly like an "air guitar"
Mr. Longbeard
11-02-2008, 19:49
did anyone actually read my sentence propperly?:confused:
yes, but i was bypassing it, but if you insist;
if a tree falls in the woods, and there's no one there to here it, does it make a good subject for a profoundly thought provoking question?
If there is no one there to hear it how do we know it fell, perhaps it was pushed :eek:
And no, the subject of no one hearing it does not make a profoundly thought provoking question as the answer is simple and is still no :p :p :p
;)
To quote a famouse philosopher "I worry about my nan. If she's alone and falls, does she make a noise?"
if a tree falls in the woods, and there's no one there to hear it, does it make a good subject for a profoundly thought provoking question?
Lol what a load of S***
Its like saying if i fart in my house,and there's no one there to hear it does it make a noise........
Mr. Longbeard
11-02-2008, 20:59
Lol what a load of S***
Its like saying if i fart in my house,and there's no one there to hear it does it make a noise........
Not really, what is sound if there is no one to hear it ;)
Not really, what is sound if there is no one to hear it ;)
Nothing but vibrations in the air.
The Crimson King
11-02-2008, 22:17
Lol what a load of S***
nice, do you talk to your mother with that mouth?:p
my question was a joke... it didn't need an answer, it was there to lighten the mood and possibly make people smile. don't take it so literaly.
as confucious once said "man who run in front of car get tyred, but man who run behind car get exhausted!";)
What goes in dry but comes out wet and dripping, and the longer it's left in and the more it's squeezed the stronger it gets?
Highlight for answer*a tea bag of course*
What is your name?
What is your quest?
What is the airspeed velocity of a swallow?
Sorry, watched monty python t'other day
Andy-YPC
12-02-2008, 09:29
The tree would make no sound because sound is an electrical impulse send to the brain when sound waves vibrate the ear drum.
She was reversing up the one way street.
Andy-YPC
12-02-2008, 09:31
Here's one for ya!! and a bit controversial.
Two planes hit two buildings and 3 buildings fall down - Explain!!
PaintMagnet
12-02-2008, 09:55
What is your name?
What is your quest?
What is the airspeed velocity of a swallow?
Sorry, watched monty python t'other day
My name is Arthur King of the Britons
I seek the grail
What do you mean african or european swallow?
PaintMagnet
12-02-2008, 09:57
Here's one for ya!! and a bit controversial.
Two planes hit two buildings and 3 buildings fall down - Explain!!
all 3 buildings were scheduled for demolition it was just unfortunate that the 2 planes flew into them just moments before they blew up
both planes hit one building in common
Mr. Longbeard
12-02-2008, 10:05
Is that an African or European swallow and is it unlaiden?
http://www.style.org/unladenswallow/
Mr. Longbeard
12-02-2008, 10:06
Two planes hit two buildings and 3 buildings fall down - Explain!!
the third was struck by an unidentifed missle :p
what is the sound of a single hand claping?
A single hand can't clap, clapping is the sound made by too hands being brought together in a abrupt motion.
What do the poor have, the rich want, and if you eat it you will die? (and no its not the clap)
-Mat
the answer is nothing!
the poor have nothing
the rich want nothing
and if you eat nothing you will die.
the full riddle goes
Whats more evil than the devil?
More powerful than god?
the poor have it?
the rich dont need it?
and if you eat it you die blah blah!
Andy-YPC
12-02-2008, 13:57
Whilst sitting in the office, doing mind numbing repetitive work, I sometimes watch video's on Youtube. As you know one video leads to another and before long you are miles away from what you started from.
Now here is a riddle for you.
Why would the BBC not want the UK people to know that Osama Bin Ladin was dead.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMiuFx6rQbE
That's a strange one:rolleyes:
Maybe a moot point but Frost works for Al Jazeera so how do we know it's the BBC?
the answer is nothing!
the poor have nothing
the rich want nothing
and if you eat nothing you will die.
Correct
-Mat
the person who buys it does not use it?
the person who uses it does not know it?
the person who makes it does not want to use it?
what am i talking about??
PaintMagnet
12-02-2008, 23:47
macs
and a bit more so it will post
what is the sound of a single hand claping?
OH THATS EASY CL! THE OTHER HAND MAKES THE AP
Some one please get the reference!
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