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My funniest moment so far was when we had to kill the team leader to win the game.
We worked our way through the opponents until the last couple of players were left in the bunker, then we all opened fire and i could of sworn the players were dancing when the balls came flying in....
Anyway, the team leader was left and he was behind the corner on the inside of the building, people secured the outside area and i knew where this guy was, the geaser infront of me put his head throguh the window and out popped the paintball marker pointing within inches of this geasers head.
Someone shouted surrender to the team leader, no response from him but firing in to open space and then myself and 10 other people opened fire within a couple of feet from the guy and you could see the body outline with paint all around him followed by continuous screams from the leader. lol
trick'ttippy98c
30-03-2003, 15:40
my funniest moment was probably when i was playing woodsball with my dad and my best friend.it was 1vs.1vs.1.I had my friend on the run through this really muddy are and i stepped into some mud and i got stuck,it was up to my waist.When my friend looked behind him he didnt see me so he came back,but when he saw me just standing there he opened up on me.He didnt hit me though.I told him that i was stuck but he didnt hear me.While he was shooting at me,my dad snuck up behind him and got him.In the meantime i was getting out and i shot my dad.It was great
lol class.
Anyone else with ace stories ?
fleisher
30-03-2003, 22:31
At a big game years ago one of the points items was 2 acetelene bottles chained together at the ends:eek: All day, because of the huge amounts of points and the near impossiblity of moving them,they'd been the scene of frantic activity.Finally about 12 players got near enough and with enough free space to be able to collect them and set of on the muddy field back to their base.
About 10 of them were carrying the the bottles "side on" while for some reason one guy was holding the end of one of these bottles and running backwards at the same time.
You guessed it the guy running backwards tripped,everybody else fell over him and the gas bottles ? one landed right in his knackers:eek: :eek: :eek:
Well I laughed :D
VincentVega
03-04-2003, 20:43
The very first time I played was on a site that had a 'mercy' policy, wherby if you got within 10 feet of your target (without them knowing about it) he or she had the opportunity to ask for mercy and walk off the field without getting shot at close range.
Anyhow, in the third game which was mostly heavily wooded, I made my way up tight to the left of the field and up a steep bank.
Laying on my stomach I had quite a good view of proceedings. All of a sudden one of the enemy sprinted up this bank from his side and dropped into a sandbagged bunker about 20 feet infront of me and below me. Instead of taking the easy option and shooting him from where I was, I decided to go for glory and I ran the short length between us firing as I went and I dropped down behind him. Guess what? my gun had jammed! so I dropped in behind him I shouted 'mercy mercy!" and the guy even thanked me for letting him off :-)... Thank heavens he didn't realise or I'd have taken one right in the kisser!.
In the very same game further down the bank I made my way for their flag. Seems like nearly everyone was playing on the other side of the field. I made my way in true commando stylee through the undergrowth 'till their flag was in sight and again dropped to my stomach. Then as I decided that I had (amazingly) flanked the other team I was about to run for the flag when I heard someone storming up behind me gun blazing so I turned around and let rip ....... many paintballs splatters later we'd taken each other out, only problem was we were on the same team, it was my brother in law :-)... ah well, was till fun.
lol nice one for shooting your bro in law, no harm done :D
robtattoo
03-04-2003, 22:05
Playing a recball day at YPC. Ther were loads of young kids ther that day, we were 2 games in & whooping ass. Anyway, me & Bod had 6 kids bunkered near the village when we ran out of paint, I thought "sod it, I'll just go for the flag in a heroic dash "
got up, just firing air,to keep thsir heads down & they all got up & ran away. About 20yds later I caught up with them & they all surrendered ! Spot on ! 6 kills not a single shot fired !
Things not to do!!!!
conngleton last month i put the cloth end of my barrel cleaning rod down the barrel forgetting there was a ball in the breech puncturing it you just had to laugh when i pulled the rod out with a ball stuck on the end. :( :( :( :(
robtattoo
04-04-2003, 21:32
tee hee hee !:D
surely there are more funny stories out there
fleisher
12-04-2003, 19:22
Ask Samurai Jack what Bonich did to his son at Kennys:D
If your reading this post S J, tell me about what bonich did to his son at Kennys :)
come on guys, im sure you have more funny stories in paintball.
The rest of you can't be that boring surely :rolleyes:
alan phoenix
27-04-2003, 21:02
Hi i'm new to the forums (forum virgin ) so I thiught I'd better get posting.
one of my funniest moments was years ago when I wasmarshalling at what used to be the old splatoon site
on the barnsley wakefield border.
The customers(punters) on one team had been rather obnoxious all day & after words were said challenged me to a game of me verses them.
I told them it was not fair, as there were only 14 or fifteen of them & they were using pumps & I had a promaged mag in my car.
not knowing what one was they still challenged me so abit later off we all went.
usual rules applied eg if you get shot walk off the field with your hands in the air. if you surrender do the same...
game on & theres 14 or 15 people coming towards me with pumps.
I then shouted from behind my cover to the lead player " look at the tree a couple of feet to your left " & proceeded to light the tree up like achristmas tree with about 30 paintballs.
the team leader looked at the tree , said oh sh*t then rushed back to the others, & about 30 seconds later everyone of them walked past me with their hands in the air after laying their markers at my feet.
I had stomach ache for agood hour I laughed that much.:D :D :D
lol there is a God afterall :eek:
alan phoenix
30-04-2003, 21:02
another funny moment was a few years back when I was
guesting for team highlander(remember them?) against the
chameleons in a tournament at the congelton site.
one of the chameleons tried to do a mugging run but slipped and fell over. I was just about to shoot him from about 25 ft away
when the marshall who was standing near me suddenly grabbed my marker from me shouting " don't shoot him you might hurt him ".:confused: :confused: :D
hhmmm, don't know what is goin on there. I thought paintball was all about shooting the opposition ??:(
3dgecrusher
17-07-2003, 22:21
I dont think I have any funny stories in particular but ive seen many a people fly over tree stumps and go arse over tit from slipping in puddles. I once shot this dood in the hand and he threw his marker on the floor and he just dropped and the marshall had to run over and carry him out to the dead zone I supose its more shady than funny but it certainly made me tickle. ;)
Fractal:Relapse
18-07-2003, 10:41
I'm a newb on the forums and a newb to Paintball as well but thought I'd share this with you....
A couple of months ago me and some mates went for a days paintballing at the Brailsford site near Derby. the weather had been really bad that weekend and the whole place was just mud and slush. They had a marsh right in the middle of the site and during one of our capture the flag games as we decided to go through it rather than round it for fun as we were getting slaughtered!
Anyways the marshalls had told us it should have only come up to our thighs, so we got down there threw a load of smoke grenades accross to the other side of the marsh and proceeded in. Thigh height? Bollocks! As we got deeper into it, the ground beneath us broke and we were up to our necks, in this filthy, stagnanat water! It was the middle of March and absolutely freezing to boot so it took my breath away as we entered! Anyways got to the other side eventually and hoisted myself up the bank adrenaline making me frenzied cause I was so cold and I found this member of the enemy team hiding in this bunker about ten feet away, I must've fired about 30 paintballs at him before he starts screaming "Alright, alright, I'm dead! I'm f***ing dead!" Anyways just as he'd started to walk off I saw the rest of his team coming round the marsh with our flag and then go on to win the game. We lost, but we got awarded some extra points for style!
Funniest PB thing I remember was from years ago at a big game run by Midland Paintball (now Warped Sports of course) at their Cosford site. Anyone who's played there will know the stream at the bottom of the slope. Two of us were working our way along the slope when we noticed someone crawling along the stream, the only things not in the water were his hopper and his head. This guy was doing a fine impression of a submarine. Not a splash or a sound. Eventually he made it to somewhere he could get out without being seen, crept towards a bunker with three opposition players all looking the other way, popped over the top of said bunker and promptly covered the poor guys on the other side with a really pleasant mixture of muddy water and one totally water logged paintball. The nearest marshall took one look, decided all three players had been hit and took the lot out. It watched better than it reads, I guess you had to be there to really appreciate it, still makes me smile though.:)
If it was you, respect goes out to you for that move, it opened up the whole of that slope for a massive push towards the northern base, after that it was like shooting monkeys in a barrel.
although i didn't find it particularly amusing at the time, looking back i can see the funny side...
it was the first time i had been paintballing (about 18 months ago), and it was at the local site witha bunch of mates. we were playing a game of wipeout, with one of the teams confined to a 2 level fort.
the team i was on started off defending, and my teams "brilliant tactic" was to have one person (namely ME!) hidden downstairs who could shoot the other team as they walked past. the rest of my team would stay up the top, shooting at them from up there.
obviously they had no tactical sense trapping themselves in the upstairs part of the fort but hey...
when the game started i rushed out to one of the wings of the fort and crouched in a corner, peering out at the starting point of the other team. to my horror, almost all of the team ran the 100 odd metres to the fort, without being shot at ONCE. the rest of my team, were too scared to stick their heads up and take a shot.
i managed to shoot a couple, but me against 20 was not good odds(and i was a noob)
after about a minute of almost constant fire at the wall was behind i gave up and decided to make a run for it and get help from thos still inside. i ran inside and up the stairs...
and got plastered by my team mates from about 3ft away. 15 odd guys shooting at me form all directions, it must have been 100 odd paintballs in all of 10 seconds :mad:
they found it amusing altho i didn't. it took me 10 minutes to wipe the pant off, and shattering paintballs ahd cut my hands to pieces.
we laugh about it now tho.:D :D
Suiter_killer
31-07-2003, 23:59
Well about 6 ish weeks ago we were doing our usuall walk on at culla park in south wales and we were doing a capture the kid senario.... dead or alive you had to take him back to your base... and they chose the fatest kid on the team lol.... and the game lasted for like ten minutes going nowhere and we ended up just stoping ... but as we stopped we realised my fearless leader AKA *landmindcap* was missing... we looked for ten minutes and found nothing so we all sat down thinking about just going... when suddenly he apeard out of the woods.... in an attempt to be smart he flanked the enemy ... but he flanked them so far he ended up crossing a river and firing at 2 children happily playing in their back garden.... before realising they were not part of the game... and realising his error walked back...
;) nice one grant!
I don't know bout anyone else, but i wouldn't call that funny i'd just call is dumb!! Have you read many of the posts on the sight about the PA cup? The fact that paintball doesn't have the best reputation amongst the press etc? Stories like this of absolute stupidity that causes some of this bad publicity. I've got 3 words "WHAT A DICK!!"
landmindscap
01-08-2003, 10:02
Oh well thanks. It was an easy mistake to make considering the terrain. I'd wadded up stream up to my waist, taken out about 6 of them and then continued round and up hill through the trees when I heard some nah nah you cant get us thinking it was the other teams hostage trying to taunt my teammate below I sent some paint through the trees and they run off. After tracking them through the trees I came out on the back of some houses and realised what was wrong. Me in camos, mask and carrying a bloody big gun and then open fields and kids. So grudgingly I made my way back not realising the time and they were all there waiting for me as I came dripping out of the trees. It was funny to everyone else but if I had actually be a good shot I would have blind kids on my concious. Anyway the site guys now say their going to repair the fence where they got in and put up warning signs but they should have let us know there was a boundary before we offed.
In all fairness i probably owe u a bit of an apology... I was in a fowl mood this morning and what i wrote was a tad harsh?
you're right it was a tad harsh.
you're right tho, it is because fo incidents like this that paintball gets a bad name, but its really the site's fault as they should have mended the fence and prevented it happening at all.
besides it not really landmindscap's fault, most people probably would have done it, i probably would of. when you're hyped up with yur andrenaline pumpin, you dont consider that it could be a couple of foolish kids, as the site should be fenced off..
ah well, i suppose at least no major harm was done, no kids killed or blinded (was there??????)..
Suiter_killer
01-08-2003, 17:21
if it was anyone elso on our team then they could have been but grant cant hit a cow at 10 paces.... ;) joke buddy . another time we were playing against some rugby guys and it was a free for all at the end... but as a rule we dont turn on our own... and one of them was walking away and we pasted him .. he didnt put his hand up he fell on the floor so we looked at each other and we opened up on him and so did his team lol.... had him pinned by a few tires.. that was quite harsh looking back :s
landmindscap
01-08-2003, 20:54
Originally posted by Stodp
In all fairness i probably owe u a bit of an apology... I was in a fowl mood this morning and what i wrote was a tad harsh?
Dont worry about it we all have the freedom on here to speak our minds. Any how I was thinking today paintball doesn't have a great history with the great british tabloid. Now how many people do you know from the paintball community that go out of their way to inform and teach the ignorant about the wonders of paintball. Have you ever read about a paintball tournament outside of Pgi, PBUK or this site? Before you played your first rec game of paintball what did you know about paintball? And how many spectators apart from players were at the last tourney you went to?
Were all to blame about paintballs bad rep. I think the 6E chicks have got the right idea by fundraising at their games (so i read somewhere). So what we are going to do about. Lets get some ideas in a pot and make it a mission of this forum to bring paintball out of the woods and the shadows of people's minds and get it into the mainstream.
There you can have the soap box back now.
alan phoenix
02-08-2003, 02:00
in reply to landmindscaps above post.......
Its not the average baller whose to blame grant its the mindset of the press mainly the tabloid press. I know of many teams &
many events what have raised hundreds of thousands for charity
the press have been informed & invited,and if weve been lucky got a couple of lines mention in the local paper......
get some ignoramus who decides to shoot at someone while in a car or anywhere offsight & it seems to get into every newspaper & sindicated round the world.
in reply to inkstuffs funny experience ' saw something simular
years ago back in the old pump days. playing a game off attack/defend the fort. said fort was sittuated ontop of a steep sided island in the middle of a fairly large llake & swamp. the main accesses were a set of bridges to the fort entrance.the idea was to take possession of the bridges to get into the fort ,but one guy decided to do it the hard way. he took the hopper of his marker & put it in his pocket'cut himself a hollow tube to use as a snorkel & waded and crawled completley underwater to the island creapt up the side of the steep clay slope to the fort using his barrell as a pick to pull himself up. he then creapt round the outside of the fort putting his hopper back on.went rushing through the entrance & tried to shoot some of the defenders.
he didnt even get a dull click from his marker as you can imagine as he'd taken about ten mins to 1/4 of an hour to get to the fort .plus 6 inches of clay in a barrel makes a foolproof barrel bung.luckilly he didnt get shot too badly as there were only 2 people left in the fort by the time he got there....he then handed his marker to one of my team mates who was marshelling inside the fort and said "ere marshall you must have given me a faulty marker as it wont work". didnt know wether to praise him for his bravery or laugh at him for his stupidity.
dead4sure
09-08-2003, 15:16
my best moment was during the north v south this year! i had a guy with a camera and another player i went with next to me! we were lookin at a big hill, the opposing side (south) were hopping up an down for a bit! i thought there'd be like 6 players at most! i told the camera man to film what i did and told the player to cover me! i ran as fast as i could in a mad dash to the hill to try to pull off an almost bunker! half way there a guy popped up and the thought *uh-oh* came into mind! so i carried on running and just got up the hill to see about 15 players all aiming at me! the guy that popped up must've told the other i was coming! so i just let loose an got the biggest pelting of my life! pure fun!
stevie carson
21-01-2004, 16:17
seen a guy take about 100 paintballs to the chest and legs i said dead man walking but he said im not dead "im not dead im the terminator"i just had to smile
ONE of mine is when i sneaked up behind steve here and alan when they were looking for me and shot the both of them in the back Classic.
alan phoenix
07-02-2004, 18:23
yes i think that was the village fort thing at elsham.
and on the return you spent the entire game trying to crawl round the back and was still crawling when time ran out.:D
and after i had shot out most of the attacking force was left on my own and spent the last 10 mins walking about in the village complex on my own shouting "yoo hoo ,is there anybody there and would you like to try and shoot me?" till time ran out.:D
stevie carson
08-02-2004, 21:54
yes u did appear from no where but does not excuse the fact that u r a sneaky little shrimp 4 want of a better word on these forums u must have followed us 4 about 1/2 a mile then shot us
alan phoenix
08-02-2004, 22:35
lol:)
I can't agree with you 100% on the mindset of the press alan. Yes the press love to give paintballers a bad name. Shit they give everyone a bad name, it sells papers. But I do think some paintballers have to exert a little bit of control now and again. Yes in paintball we play with things that look like guns, and yes when we're in the woods we all like to think were rambo or whoever, but when you see guys, including myself, getting hit and calling yourself out, and the guy who shot you continues to light you up in some sort of blood lust. Then these guys need to be called into check. I was on P8ntballer.com last week and a guy was talkin about settin up an impromptu walk-on day on some old land where he lived, and even went so far as to say on the forum that. Quote, If a member of the public got hit, then it was there fault for being there. Now what sort of idiot is that?????:confused:
alan phoenix
09-02-2004, 19:30
agree with what you say up to a point nic, but heres a little story.
was involved with organising and marshelling a couple of big walk on days for general public. site was free markers and air were donated and paint was provided for us at next to nothing.
we invited the local press.one guy came and stayed about five mins when we presented a cheque to the st johns ambulance for about £2300. the same day some local footballer ran a charity thing and presented a cheque for £250. he got half a page about it, we got zip.:(
Typical!!!:mad: Just goes to show that the brain dead press only have the capability of understanding games that only include one ball, and a big one at that. Easier for them to see I suppose.
Radical thought of the day: Ban football, convert the stadiums to pure paintball arenas. No football hooligans, no over paid football prima donnas, and crowds of 30,000+ watching us play. Works for me!:)
alan phoenix
09-02-2004, 20:01
lol.:D
sounds like a good plan :cool: :D
Heres a funny story i have:
I was at Delta force paintball in october. We was playing "saving Privitate ryan" aka Speedball. two kids where hiding to the side of this barrel, i ran around to the back of them, and shot them both in the back, then running around the outside of the whole field (about the size of a sup'air feild) i bunkerd 3 other kids. :D ooh fun days :)
Skyhawk
Jayrider
17-04-2004, 10:57
My funniest story was the last time i played rec ball
For starters it was all with my friends, they were waiting at the site and the bus we (me, my bro and my friend nik) were to get was late, so we nearly missed the first game.
We got there and this was only when 3 of my team had markers and Nik (who is also on my team) was on the other side cos he believes hes the best at it......cocky git.
First game didnt get touched and killed about 10 peeps easily.
Second game it was capture the flag and everyone saw me as the threat and went for me, i retreated to a safe distance and got into safe cover, it was then that nik decided to run for the flag, i stood up and chased him but couldnt get a clear shot on him, he dived over the barrier and grabbed the flag, as he was running away with the flag uphill he slipped and I put 2 bullets in his ass, twas a pleasing day, also after that i made a run for their flag and got it and won. yay
alan phoenix
17-04-2004, 21:25
another amusing tale.
went to my localish site for the walk on about amonth or so ago.
only 4 of us turned up so we were asked by the sight operators if we would like to join the punters for the day, said may as well as 2 on 2 all day aint my idea of fun.
anyway when the punters arrived 1/2 hour later, turns out its the young cast from coronation st.(didnt know at the time as i dont watch it) just reconised 1 girl as a girl who 'd been to my house a couple of times in the past when she was younger.
joined in with them which made it 2 13 player teams.
me, nicki sanderson,(the girl i knew) and another girl called
Tina obrian ithink???. anyway little blond girl, decided to form a squad.
2nd game of the day , game on.shot three off the break going left (their side) went right and saw the right tape was clear.told nicky and tina to go up the middle right to keep everyones attention. then walked straight up the right tape to the other teams back line, walked down their back line shooting everyone on the back of the leg as i went past.got shot by their last player who happened to spot me, (i was completely in the open)
shot 11 out of 13 players. the squad thought it was hillarious.
by the way nicki and tina are pretty good players.
went back to the safe area with huge grins on our faces.
btw tina has a warped sense of humour as throughout the day during different games, she kept saying Alan look theres so and so (cant remember names)shoot at him so he comes out of his barricade, then i can shoot him in the nuts.:D :eek:
father jack
17-04-2004, 21:30
which site is that ???
i want to mingle with those little chikkies. theyre hot !!!
alan phoenix
17-04-2004, 21:52
strines sheffield.
btw nicki was about 15 when she used to come to my house with my neice and her mates.she asked me on site if i would give her permission to call me alan instead of uncle alan (what she usually called me) as she felt embarrased infront of her mates.
father jack
17-04-2004, 22:02
must be early twenties now though eh >?
alan phoenix
17-04-2004, 22:05
20th birthday last week according to paper.
anyway its late, im playing in the morning, so goodnight all.
Phat Punter
03-04-2005, 21:19
Heh, first post.
Today, playing as a punter, we was playing a woodland game, and some dude on the opposing team captured our flag. He didn't know that i was still in a bush "defending" the flag though, so he turned around and started running back to his base. On about his third step, he dropped the flag, so he bent down to pick it up in front of ME! At this point, i popped outta this bush and shot a triangle on his butt with 3 shots, and he was like "Argh! F*@#ing B!£th!". May be a common event, and may not be that funny, but when you're actually there, and doing it, it brings a chuckle.
Oh and i was wearing boots because last time a friends shot me on the foot at point blank in the dead zone, when i was wearing thin trainers, and it hurt like hell. So this time i wore boots and wanted to know if it'd hurt as much, so i shot myself on the foot, and it still hurt like hell, and i was jumping about, so that SAME FRIEND decides to shoot me on the foot i'm hopping on. And then another of my friends saw this as funny, and decides to join in, so for about 5 minutes i had two of my friends shooting at my feet, while i jumped about in the dead zone. At the end i decided not to take it, and shot one of them on the balls (at quite a close range...), and the other one just stop shooting and went behind a tree. It'd be funny if you were there, but i doubt it'd be as funny reading it... Or maybe my sense of humour sucks... Well i dunno.
i went on a heroic run to take out a bunk on the last walkon, it was my first time out, there was a group of about 7 of us and we couldnt get these 2 guys so we decided that two of us were going to make a break for a bunker between us and them, with the other 5 guys providing covering fire, off we ran screaming and shouting got within 20 yards of the enemy bunker and about 5 yards from my intended hiding spot and saw it was infact a drainage ditch full of water so i turned tall and rans back as fast as my rather unhealthy ass could carry me. the other guy got shot to.....erm..... peices!
but the single funniest paintball related thing i have ever seen is this you gotta read this (http://www.p8ntballer-forums.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=41007&highlight=knackers)
oh and aparently if you get a copy of the march walkon dvd, me screaming like a girl is quite a highlight :(
Mr. Longbeard
09-04-2005, 15:09
There was the accidental dive I did today :rolleyes:
Trying out my new pack at a punter day, not properly secured.
Me running, pack slipping to knee height, me flying. Ow
mR_MaGiC
13-05-2005, 22:07
yea i got a funny but very painful 1 lolol, yea it was a free for all but it ended up being 3 or s.t.a.r.s. uk vs like 6 punters lol,
i had no paint left so i had 2 get out of ther, but 4 some reason we ran to the futhest point away from the safe area:( lol and i said 'im going 2 just run thro them, but yous 2 have 2 cover', so they said ok, i ran for my life, but ther was no covering fire lol and after being pelted in the arm about 8 times from pointblank by arm went in 2 a huge purple lump
so i asked why ther was no covering fire, and they said 'they only had 1 paintball each' lolol and they had to run for it to lololololol had to be ther;)
Jayrider
14-05-2005, 14:24
magic that wasnt funny, it really really hurt:(
+ your only so much of a shield:D
mR_MaGiC
14-05-2005, 21:35
of course it was funny lolol but yeah it did hurt alot!! lol i think the amusment (sp) took the pain away:D lol
Playing by the full moon is a field of grass up to your chest with mini maglites strapped to your barrels is pretty funny! Falling over in the long grass and getting bitten by hundreds of ants, however is NOT funny.... unless you were watching...;)
omg so you actual did that, lol. i though you were kidding. :D
I would have to say that I've got loads of funny moments during PB but I'll just tell you about the first one.
The first time I went to PB I was with a small group of friends on a stag do at a site in kent. Anyway it was a capture the flag game with the defending team in a fort. A walk on player with his own super gat was on the opposing team and we were in the process of out flanking the fort. As we moved through the trees I caught a glimpse of the fort about 150 metres away through the trees, that was it, WHACK! square in the forehead and I went down like a sack of spuds:mad: Fortunately headshots didn't count, but my mate came over to help thinking I had fallen over something, he looked down at me and seeing the bright red splodge on my forehead started to laugh his head off. I hadn't really found this at all funny but my mood soon changed when he was hit in the knackers seconds later. Needless to say that the rest of the team were a bit concerned to see me holding my head while crying with laughter and my mate lying next to me with tears rolling down his face holding his nuts.:D
Kit.
Diablo Wrath, gonna show you ION boys what 20bps looks like
:D
The Crimson King
13-06-2005, 19:08
i was playing bomb the village yesterday, and we'd all done a mad dash to the castle with the bomb carrier staying safe behind us, but, suddenly he was gone, running away after being shot out. i was behind a hut with the bomb next to the castla a few feet in front of me, and some of my team mates were unknowingly drawing the fire of the enemy infront of me. so i, in my most dumb frame of mind make a dash for the bomb, grab it and run round the castle corner, behind my enemy..... and straight into a wall of about twenty of the buggers, and i think you can guess what happened next. and as well as them shooting me in my front, the don and slippery squid both put a few in my back after dispensing with my teammates!!! then i got shot in the right testicle while trying to help the pred out when it was being attacked by both of the teams:mad:
i dont know what your talking about mate i didnt shoot anyone..... ;)
p.s. i hope your nut is recovering well. :D
The Crimson King
14-06-2005, 15:55
you said at the end, and i quote "i might have put a few in your direction", oh well, it still hurts when i sit down:mad: :D
Wolf2Jester
18-06-2005, 09:54
I was playing woods ball with about 30 or so ppl and a freiand of mine got hit 3 times in the top of the head at the same time then this noob kid on his own team jumped in the ditch with him but shot him point blank range in the kidney.
the ref thort it was so funny until a stray shot hit him in his nuts and they were both in this ditch in pain.
mR_MaGiC
22-06-2005, 15:07
LMAO OWWW
Jayrider
22-06-2005, 15:49
funny airball moment here. 1 of the 1st time playing it. playing with topgun sunderland.
i hid behind a coke can waited till i could just see someone and did a dramatic dive into the open with a perfect shot........ but i'd left safety on :rolleyes: .
So i hit the floor and instead of going for cover i ran in circles on the floor (like homer in a simpsons episode) making the same sounds which is when everyone started to shoot at me,
needless to say it hurt lol :(
munchkin
02-08-2005, 19:14
My funnyest day paintballing was a few weeks back my dad, thinking about buying a gun and doing walk ons, wanted to try out a punter day to persade him. so in a "convoy" senirio at a delta force site the attacker (able to respawn) basicly have 2 run and kill all the other team. we sucsessfuly defended the convoy and then it was my teams turn to attack
there was about 30sec sprint to there lines (i asked a marshal measure this)
we waited the marchel counted down and on 1 there was a deafering sound of infernos firing.
we elemanated all 25 of there team in under a minute beating the record time by a minute and a half
guess wot mi dad wants 4 christmas :rolleyes:
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Scottius
13-02-2006, 12:22
was playin some shoot the radar dish at a party at the local site.
my team was takin alot of hits. any way there was a beer barrel in from of me so, me being me got into prone position and rolled the barrel slowly down to the enemy with me crawlin behind it. the barrel was getting covered in more and more paint until i could hear only air bein fired. then the marshal give me a rollacking and sed i had to run back to my boundry and start again. i sprinted all the way back then it hit me. the enemy had run out of paint. so put it this way i forgot about mercy an all that stuff lol. after the game once every one got more paint, i got the most painful splatering ever. bleedin hell it hurt, bout 12 people emptying a hopper each at about 10 paces. i supose i deserverd it tho lol
wat a laf
regs scott
DeepPyro
27-02-2006, 19:58
I know a couple of stories but this is my best one.
Before I had got into tourny ball I was invited to a stag paintball day.
Anyway there was at least 20 ppl a side and several games had been played and the last game before lunch was capture the flag.
On the otherside there was this kid who was starting to annoy everyone on our team. (No matter what the game he always camped and we saw him wipe several hits) Even the marshalls had starting calling him 'camper kid'.
About 10 of us had managed to out flank the other team and we were near the opposite teams base. I had almost run out of paint and volunteered to run for it and hang the flag. The rest of the others stayed in cover and just before I went for it I warned them "Watch for camper kid".
So I run for it and I am nearly at the base, when sure enough out jumps camper kid. I am mid sprint, so couldn't swing my marker int the right direction.
However just as I am about to get shot he promtly disappears into a hail of paint (looked like he had a tin of fluorescent orange dulux thrown on him) he squelled so much I nearly fell over from laughing so much.
Later I found out that all the people behind me had unloaded on him as he had been the only opposite team member in sight (since he had decided to stay behind alone to 'guard the base')
Cheers
Ben
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