Which is hottest?

[Tom]

Don't phone, it's just for fun!

[FaDeH]

Jenna Jameson is over rated, Melinda Messenger all the way !

[Welsh]

You don't seem to be getting all the votes for you raced evo like you were quite obviously wanting Tom!
Maybe its only you the likes it?:confused:

[Dark Warrior]

:D :D :p :p :D :D
:cool: :cool:

[Tortoise-Licker]

right lets study the options

1. The sun: yes its hot but how did you mean to use the word hot?

2. Jenna Jameson: the porn star who does look extremely tasty sometimes but a right dog the rest.

3. An evo racegun ultraspanky supermarker. yeah not bad but it depends on the anno job.

4 strike this one out

okay so we are down to two options.

Miss jameson and the evo, one has had to much dick in her hands and the other is in the hands of a dick.:D :D :D


Sorry Tom I couldn't resist it and in hindsight it was an easy pop, but then again chunderburd has gotten boring in his thread and I know you'll give me some banter back.

So En Guarde:D

T/L

[Dark Warrior]

All i can say to that is
Touche!

[FaDeH]

me thinks there is gonna be a kick off with them 2 tonight :D i'm gonna pay for my pay per view :D

[Tortoise-Licker]

pay to view is available for £4.99 all checks made payable to

Consortuim at south Harrow or just put the initals on there ie C.A.S.H.

All procedes will be donated to charity i.e
Lets send Tom and Tortoise to this years World cup:D :D

[Tom]

I'm trying to be restrained...... I might have to give Damien a ring though, if you don't play nice :D

[Tortoise-Licker]

Pffft trying to play the damian card thats just not tennis.;)

[Dark Warrior]

Originally posted by Tortoise-Licker
Pffft trying to play the damian card thats just not tennis.;)

You can only play that card if you are called Yu-Gi-Oh

[robtattoo]

Go on lad, get Damien out ! sickem boy!!!:D :D :D

[father jack]

grrrrrrrrr-ruff !
*pant* *pant*
rrrrruff ruf,

whats that boy? this thread is about to implode and all posts removed ?!!!! right, stay here, guard the thread and i will call the moderators.

[Welsh]

You don't need to call the Mods. It is one of them that is involved. He knows its here!:rolleyes:

[Bogus]

I like it when things start to get a little spicey. Go on TL I is tight behind you all the way!

[Welsh]

"Go on TL I is tight behind you all the way"

I'll have to remember to play with my back to the barracades when against the sinners in future!:D

[FaDeH]

ooooooOOooo Getting a bit personal now.... :D

What has the sinners got to say about that ?? ;)

[Tom]

TL had better be nice to me as I'm playing with the sinners on Monday. Otherwise - 10 seconds..... game on...... <Toirtoise Licker gets tagged in the back off the break>. Having said that, I'm meant to be playing front, so ignore that comment :D

Tom, looking forward to the drug wars :D

[Bogus]

Tom, TL isn't playing on Monday, his taxi service isn't available. We going to have a bit of mix on Monday with both A and B squad players however it should be a bloody good laugh as always providing we don't lose Damien as he often walks about chatting and forgets he is actually playing!

[Fatbobs]

Tom,

I'm sure you will still get him in the back, even if you are playing up front!:D :D :D

[Tortoise-Licker]

Ah andy has heard about my new concept in playing centre back. Break out as far as you can and only stop when balls start whistleing past your ears. Look back up the field and see your front guys looking at you bewildered and wondering what the 6ft 4 in back player is doing in front of them and behind the smallest barricade on the field:eek:

[Beany]

after putting my vote in on the poll i cant help but wonder if its 95% blokes, 2% women and 3% blond's. vote and take a look at the bar chart and you'll see what i mean......the small % that said they dont know must be the blond's cuz i mean it aint that hard is it.....to vote on a poll...and while im at it this brings up the usual "take the piss out of blonds" :p :D :p :D

[Bogus]

TL - That was one of those magic moments in paintball that I would have just loved to have seen!!