Chav?

[munchkin]

Chav (townie, charv........ect) wot is 1?

wot is the defenition (sp) coz mi friends in london say i dress like a chav yet no 1 blicks a eye at wot u wear in bradford

[SPEED FREAK]

Do you wear a Berbury hat sat right on the top of your head?

Do you talk like a bag head?

Do you have your tracky bottoms tucked into your socks?

Are you covered head to toe in fake bling?

Do you drive a knackerd old Nova with neons on it?

Reason why no one 1 blinks an eye at you in Bradford coz its full of Chavs and you must blend in with every one else:D

Where abouts in Bradford do you live?

[munchkin]

i live in called thackley its 1 of the "nicer" places of bradford
and

dont where and burbery hat on top of my head but a tn one

i do were trackys but i dont tuck them into my socks
although some of mi friends do.

the others are just beening silly:D :D :D :D

[SPEED FREAK]

Thackley heh im from Clayton in Bradford

I aint seen you but id say your not a Chav;)

Londoners think everyone north of them are Chavs ;)

So where do u play ball?

[munchkin]

ull probly see me in town and shout at 1 of mi m8s 4 walkin realy slowly across the road

i dont no y they do that :confused:

[SPEED FREAK]

Theres about 50,000,00 people in town who do that excluding our asian freinds:D

To be honest i try and avoid town if i can coz its full of pricks

SO WHERE DO YOU PLAY PAINTBALL?

[munchkin]

i played at ypc once or twice and just got mi ticket 4 wor4 and proud 2 say before i got mi own gun and kit i played as a punter at 4 different sites ok theres in a different leage but id still pay that £6 4 100 pballs to rip up some punters:D :D :D :D

[SPEED FREAK]

YPC is good place to go
im goin to WOR4 for the laugh it sounds mint
I don't usually play woods ball iplay tournaments were theres supair much more of a buzz:D

[munchkin]

yeh me and mi m8 just started playin this year and enjoying it
im geting an peranna evo 4 wor4 then 4 mi bday i october getin a ion ive never done sup air lookin at some vids on www.one4one.tv

looks very fast, very painfull, very fun

[SPEED FREAK]

Nah when your adrenalins pumpin you don't feel the pain:D
Only next day when you wake up you feel the pain:D :D
Its great m8 you wanna have a go much better than woodsball

[munchkin]

were would i go 2 do it

[SPEED FREAK]

I think you would have to go along to a teams training session first to see if you like it

Our team FAT BOB'S LEEDS have a training spot in Leeds just of A64 your welcome to come along and have a go
But you would have to make your own way there(can u drive)
There is a fee to train £10 which goes to the guy who owns the field and you would have to bring your own paint unless we have some spare you can buy it off us

Ill have to find out of the manager when the next training is and ill let you know;)

We don't use much paint for training coz we do alot of drills
But i proberbly use about abox

[munchkin]

kk mi m8 will be happy about that he was going 2 play in division 3 at nec hes only 15 i sed ur goin a bit into the deep end there. the team pulled out any ways hes ic04uk on the forum:D :D :D

[SPEED FREAK]

Yeah were thinkin about playin NEC

more vids on these

www.pbvids.com



www.collegesports.com

enjoy

[munchkin]

wot ur member name on pbvids

[SPEED FREAK]

You don't need one to look at vids

just go to the vids section at the bottom of the page and u should be able to watch them

[Mr. Longbeard]

Originally posted by munchkin
Chav (townie, charv........ect) wot is 1?

wot is the defenition (sp) coz mi friends in london say i dress like a chav yet no 1 blicks a eye at wot u wear in bradford

Take the (http://www.getlippy.com/play/quizzes/chavquiz/) test

[munchkin]

i wound but that 1s a female 1 (51% thou)
just looked at the vid 4 the ion god he can pull fast

[SPEED FREAK]

Nah he'll have rebound on (firing aid)

[munchkin]

nice marker tho

[SPEED FREAK]

ION top tourny marker for the price can't go wrong with one of them

[munchkin]

yeh i need air and a gd hopper as well so it becomes alot more expencive

[mR_MaGiC]

a charv ay....well there d**ks who think they own everything who f**king tuk the socks in there pants :confused: wear loads of gold, total druggys, who live on benifits who we have to pay for :mad: :mad: f*ucking d*icks when they walk it looks liek there carrying a f*cking carpet under there arms..

as you can tell i hate them :p :p :p i would kill every single 1 of them!!!

[SPEED FREAK]

Originally posted by mR_MaGiC
a charv ay....well there d**ks who think they own everything who f**king tuk the socks in there pants :confused: wear loads of gold, total druggys, who live on benifits who we have to pay for :mad: :mad: f*ucking d*icks when they walk it looks liek there carrying a f*cking carpet under there arms..

as you can tell i hate them :p :p :p i would kill every single 1 of them!!!

LMFAO:D :D :D

[The Crimson King]

what the hell does LMFAO mean, i keep seein people put it in their posts but i don't know wot on gods green earth it means. the same with ROFLMAO.

[omalley_19]

mR_MaGiC your right, they need takeing out or a good kicking t get their act in order,
there's soo frigginmany of them and they all hang around in these "gangs" jeeze you had gangs at school just wanna grab them by their tracsuit coller and say grow up you weedy little runt!!!!!!!!!!!
how many of them are gonna go out of school into the real world and think it's just as easy, aghhhhh what am i saying it is that easy, they'll be given council houses and live off the benifits from the "offspring" that they breed. there a plague if nothing else pretty much as agent smith in the matrix put it
" You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and we are the cure. "

sorry i'm ranting now,

[Tuftymah]

LMFAO = Laughing My F*cking Arse Off

ROFLMAO = Rolling on Floor Laughing My Arse Off

Tuftymah

[mR_MaGiC]

yea man, il get all my sk8er and emo mates and go smashing there f*ucking heads in, stupid t*wats!!

[Jayrider]

I still think they should all be sent to a remote place in the world (antarticas great any time of the year:p)
Where hopefully they should all perish and the world will be a nice place once again.

[The Crimson King]

they'd turn into chavcicles:D burbaryburgs.

[mR_MaGiC]

LOLOLOL that quite good actually :pburbaryburgs lol chavcicles lol

[The Crimson King]

i have a one word sollution to cavs: chainsaw.

[munchkin]

remember who started this thred

[omalley_19]

a wannabe chav?

[The Crimson King]

you said you were 51% chav, and i think you need to be 75% to be a real one. but thats just my oppinion.

[mR_MaGiC]

lol, i took the test and got 21% i was hoping that i would get 0% lol sinse im a sk8er and all... hmm but never mind :p

[Jayrider]

I took the test and got

Wannabe chav
You are 5 % chav

You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade.

[Jayrider]

:( I was aiming for 0% but obviously I cant, but at least im less than u MK :p

[The Crimson King]

i got 5% as well. anyway, as there's : skaters, chavs, charvs, townies, goths, grebos and emos, i think there shoud now be a class for 'paintballers' as well, as i think that if someone called you a townie, and you turned round and sed "actualy, i am a 'paintballer'" you'd prob get alot of "respect".

[sumo]

i think you'd get more of a "dissing"

[The Crimson King]

if they started dissin you, you could just tell them that if they carry on they'll get a PB in the nuts, and if they carry on dissin you, give em a PB in the nuts:D

[sumo]

not that i dont like the idea but a pb gun in a public place, you rather than me.

[Jayrider]

if they diss you just challange them to a game :p

[The Crimson King]

yeah, give them a delta 68 and a crappy NON anti fog mask, and go against them with an ion:D

[Tuftymah]

Originally posted by the red terror
: skaters, chavs, charvs, townies, goths, grebos and emos,

Out of all them, I'd kick the "emo's" heads in. Anyone who admits to listening to 'emotional rock' needs the cr*p kicked out of them.

Don't mind skaters, aslong as they're not fruit booters. Townies were what chavs were before they were chavs. Goths are clean moshers. Grebo = mosher? I'm guessing it does, they just need to get a wash really and stop acting like pricks. There's some lads near me that like to 'skate' (ie butt board) down a hill in this car park with cones on their heads then try & take the piss cos we're playin footy :rolleyes:

Anyways, emo? WTF? GROW UP :p

Tuftymah

[The Crimson King]

what in god's name is emotional rock. would that be like avril lavign(sp), who wnts to be a rocker but just cnt quite get it, and so sounds s**t?:confused:

[Jayrider]

thats the one.

And anyone that listen to;
Good Charlotte, Rasmus and Evernesance get laughed at :p

[The Crimson King]

yes, i can now openly mock my brother!!!! he likes rasmus and evernesance.

[mR_MaGiC]

Originally posted by Tuftymah
Out of all them, I'd kick the "emo's" heads in. Anyone who admits to listening to 'emotional rock' needs the cr*p kicked out of them.

Don't mind skaters, aslong as they're not fruit booters. Townies were what chavs were before they were chavs. Goths are clean moshers. Grebo = mosher? I'm guessing it does, they just need to get a wash really and stop acting like pricks. There's some lads near me that like to 'skate' (ie butt board) down a hill in this car park with cones on their heads then try & take the piss cos we're playin footy :rolleyes:

Anyways, emo? WTF? GROW UP :p

Tuftymah

i hate you lol emo rules!!!!!!!!!! its the best man......funeral for a friend, finch there all mint!!! FRUIT BOOTERS TO I REALLY HATE YOU LOL you grow up lol so tells us what do you listen to.....bet its all charv sh*t :p

[mR_MaGiC]

evanessance suck!!!! lol there wannabees lol but most emo bands are mint!!:D the ramus there not emo loL!!! there f*cking wannabees, there more pop lol


listen to funeral for a friend

[The Crimson King]

bah humbug:mad: you need linkin park, they'll sort you out, their the best band in the world next to REM

[Jayrider]

pah, linkin park are nothing compared to the amazing IRON MAIDEN, or foo fighters, lostprophets or offspring :p

[mR_MaGiC]

Originally posted by Jayrider
pah, linkin park are nothing compared to the amazing IRON MAIDEN, or foo fighters, lostprophets or offspring :p
for funeral for a friend, bullet for my valentine lol....wtf jay lol avril emo LMAO shes punk-pop :p emo/screamo is like all AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH like funeral lol or finch or a static lullaby...

[The Crimson King]

but REM are lyrical genius's. i mean, 'losing my religion' is absolute brilliance.

[sumo]

you can tell who are the older members on the thread, AVRIL LAVIGNE IS NOT EMO. Theres nufin rong with emo's the only bad thing about them is that they tend to cut.

[The Crimson King]

what about charlotte church:D ? what the hell is she doing, ome 1 shud go up 2 her and slap her for taking to many stupid pills:D

[sumo]

hehe but have you heard some of the lyrics from her new song " you make me come on you"
:D

[mR_MaGiC]

lol charlotte chruch lol isnt she like the most photographed lass in the uk??

[sumo]

tbh who really cares

[mR_MaGiC]

Originally posted by sumo
you can tell who are the older members on the thread, AVRIL LAVIGNE IS NOT EMO. Theres nufin rong with emo's the only bad thing about them is that they tend to cut.

well said man lol ''tend to cut''????

[sumo]

tbh who really cares?

[mR_MaGiC]

shut up!! lol you'v already said that lol

[L G james]

Originally posted by Jayrider
pah, linkin park are nothing compared to the amazing IRON MAIDEN, or foo fighters, lostprophets or offspring :p


SACK THAT go and listen to some jungle!:p

[sumo]

i no i sed it twice but my laptops got a colony of viruses in it.

[Tuftymah]

What do I listen to? in a word: Owt!!

If people can be bothered to make music and put it out there then it deserves at least to be listened to once. It's not the music, bands or even genre of music I have a problem with, it's the people. As soon as a new genre of music becomes 'mainstream' then everone jumps on the bandwagon "I'm an emo now", but really there just sheep, pure and simple. Following the trends makes them feel 'secure' so...

What I find funny is the people that don't say they're a part of a group, but descibe themselves as 'individual'. Hell, theres so many 'individuals' now they might aswell be in a group, thus defying the object of 'not conforming', it makes them have some sense of individuality but really there all the sam. Sheep.

Sorry if I offended anyone above, as I say it's not the music, genre or bands I have issues with it's mainly the weak-minded people that form a part of the fans of the genre. Rest assured I will be listening to some of the bands you reccommend and will pass judgement on their music once I've actually heard it.

The comment about 'fruit booters' was meant to be a laugh so sorry again if it was misconstrued as a proper jibe. Hey, if you can be arsed to stick at anything like that then all credit to you.

Don't even get me started on the people that set their names as stuff like "I'm making a film, I have a camera and a knife, you guess the storyline" or whinge onnabout killing themselves in their MySpaces, after a few days of chatting to them and trying to persuade them not to I finally realised it's not worth my time. They say it for the attention, knowing full well they're not going to do it, craving attention but being individuals? Tw*Ts!!

This is just music, wait 'til you see what I'm like on politics, religion, the justice system .etc!!

Peace, Tuftymah

[coombz]

Originally posted by JiMbO
SACK THAT go and listen to some jungle!:p

truth ~

[smallman]

LOL i took the chav test and i am 8% chav

[munchkin]

because ur on about music my favorate bands are red hot chillis, lost prophits ( well the songs that there not screemin),
nirvana, guns n roses, oasis................ ect.

[mR_MaGiC]

Originally posted by Tuftymah
What do I listen to? in a word: Owt!!

If people can be bothered to make music and put it out there then it deserves at least to be listened to once. It's not the music, bands or even genre of music I have a problem with, it's the people. As soon as a new genre of music becomes 'mainstream' then everone jumps on the bandwagon "I'm an emo now", but really there just sheep, pure and simple. Following the trends makes them feel 'secure' so...

What I find funny is the people that don't say they're a part of a group, but descibe themselves as 'individual'. Hell, theres so many 'individuals' now they might aswell be in a group, thus defying the object of 'not conforming', it makes them have some sense of individuality but really there all the sam. Sheep.

Sorry if I offended anyone above, as I say it's not the music, genre or bands I have issues with it's mainly the weak-minded people that form a part of the fans of the genre. Rest assured I will be listening to some of the bands you reccommend and will pass judgement on their music once I've actually heard it.

The comment about 'fruit booters' was meant to be a laugh so sorry again if it was misconstrued as a proper jibe. Hey, if you can be arsed to stick at anything like that then all credit to you.

Don't even get me started on the people that set their names as stuff like "I'm making a film, I have a camera and a knife, you guess the storyline" or whinge onnabout killing themselves in their MySpaces, after a few days of chatting to them and trying to persuade them not to I finally realised it's not worth my time. They say it for the attention, knowing full well they're not going to do it, craving attention but being individuals? Tw*Ts!!

This is just music, wait 'til you see what I'm like on politics, religion, the justice system .etc!!

Peace, Tuftymah

hmmm alot of stuff there lol well ive ben it to like emo stuff for a while now man. All of the punk bands are trying to turn emo :mad: grr lol any nicely said:)

[OwMYeYE]

Listen to a band that can actually play guitars and not just play the same power chords over and over again! MAIDEN MAIDEN!
UP THE IRONS! sorry got a bit carried away there
:p

[Jayrider]

OwMYeYE good on ya, you have a good music sense :D