Whats in your fridge?

[MACHINE]

Inspired by another thread and boredom

Whats in yours?
in mine there is:-

2lt bottle of ginger beer, 6pt bottle of milk, 1lt volvic water(sports cap) a tub of vitalite, half a mint aero (large), half a packet of digestives, 1 tin of squirty cream, morrisons 5 counties cheese, 1 packet of bernard mathews turkey slices, jif lemon, 2 picnic eggs, some salad (in that box thing) and various jars and bottles in the far corner oh and lard!!!!!

;) :rolleyes: :p

[Tom]

A bit of cheese, milk, orange juice and red pesto.

What can I say, I'm a student and I need to do some food shopping :)

Tom

[Fatbobs]

2 cans of slim fast and a towel.

Don't ask about the towel

Andy

[fleisher]

Sam Smiths Organic lager...mmmmmm:D :D :D :D :D ,oh half a bar of cadburys fruit and nut,some Scotch eggs,ham,Organic cheddar,orange juice and Coke IN GLASS BOTTLES;)

[BOD]

8 cans of fosters a tub of margerine and a jar of mayonaise

[alan phoenix]

So glad i've inspired you lee.:D

righty o, here goes.
2 lb of rindless bacon, a tub & a half of low fat spread,4 sausages,
1/2 a tub of pork dripping 1 packet of ham slices, 1/2 a packet of cheese slices ,1/4 of a bag of grated cheese.


Now Andy when you post comments like "dont ask about the towel."The automatic responce is
Tellus about the towel Andy..:D :D :D

[MACHINE]

{Coke IN GLASS BOTTLES}.......Jamie you Posh git, we have rola cola;) :D
Alan, I`m waiting for ...Whats in your toilet :eek:
as for the towel well who knows perhaps its the morning after a curry emergency cool down towel if yer know what i mean;) :p

[Djmatt]

jeez im sayin nowt

[landmindscap]

12 bottles of Heineken, no 11, no 10 where'd that one go. ......... ok some heineken, various jars of sauces, 2 pint of milk, mars bar, an apple and some very old peppers maybe I should throw them but then it would be genocide to all the stuff thats set up home on them.

ANDY's been reading the Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy again. That towels for emergencies. Cold keeps the nutrients in.

[father jack]

1 x 750g block of mild cheddar

1 x 4 pt semi skimmed milk

6 x eggs

5 x stubby bottles of cheap sainsburys lager

1 x large tube of KY Jelly

1 x Pair of Handcuffs

1 x Roll of Gaffer Tape

1 x Pack assorted zip ties

Keys to the Dungeon


mmmm sounds like a jamie oliver recipe, can anyone come up with the method ??

[alan phoenix]

Originally posted by Brown
{Coke IN GLASS BOTTLES}.......Jamie you Posh git, we have rola cola;) :D
Alan, I`m waiting for ...Whats in your toilet :eek:
as for the towel well who knows perhaps its the morning after a curry emergency cool down towel if yer know what i mean;) :p

in answer to your question lee.











water.:D

oh btw should this come before or after your whats in your nappies thread.?:p

[Karizma]

Fridge????? What fridge? Oh, you mean the beer cooler.

[Suiter_killer]

whats a fridge? im from wales remember....

[Skyhawk]

1 pair of socks and a can of coke, don't ask :D

[Suiter_killer]

u said dont ask but i have to... why the hell have u got coke in ur fridge? got a problem with sprite?

[Karizma]

This thread is very personal, what has it got to do with anyone what people stick in William Perry..........




For those that forgot, or didn't know in the first place, Mr Perry (The Fridge) used to be several members of the Chicago Bears football team defensive team. YOU ask him what he keeps in there, then duck or run..........)

[robtattoo]

One third of a prostitute, 3 hearts, a liver, 2 kidneys & a bizzarrely tattooed thigh.











Jeffrey Dahmer................................Masterchef.

[Karizma]

OH..... SICK SICK SICK

[Tom]

Whats more sick is that they're all from his own body... or whats left of it now.....

[Skyhawk]

whoa! 3 hearts He must be some kinda monster!

[Tom]

Not anymore!

[JoseDominguez]

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