2 minutes silence please

[.:afro:.:dan:.]

for Al France who has most likely frozen into an ice cube by now. As most of you know he is in the mother land tryout with the ruskies. I'm sure when he gets back he will post his story here.


unless of course he failed it, in which case he will probably sulk for a few days.

G. Luck homeboy

[Dark Warrior]

Means we get 2 weeks silence on here don't it :D

[The Crimson King]

yes, i think he will pass, but when you put up that other choice, it was to hard to resist:p i take it the russian legion are good then, if al's willing to go all the way to russia just to tryout for them ?

[.:afro:.:dan:.]

it will be very hard for him to make it, its not just the balling or the fitness its also the living conditions, plus he sucks c*ck so who knows....

[seany boy]

Your just jealous he's gonna get payed to play ball :p

[.:afro:.:dan:.]

I reckon that would be his dream job, good luck to the man!

[-=ky=-]

I think ive missed a story here???? because in any poll i randomly click an answer then read, oops, Lets hope for tha best eh?

[taylor110]

i know for a fact AL will make it

[Lambchop]

good on him and all best, he will do it

[.:afro:.:dan:.]

just gotta love the mods on this forum dont ya ;) :rolleyes:

[Jimmy]

I think he will make it, seen him play a few times and he gave me great tips at a training session, hope he gets it

[void]

yup great guy, as jimmy said he has given us some great tips, so good luck to him :D

[-=ky=-]

its AL??????? ahh he'll mek it!!!! :D

[SlipperySquid]

I hope he gets eaten by starving Russians.....then again he could be kidnapped by a travelling freak show of dancing midgets......hey...heres hoping.

[.:afro:.:dan:.]

he could be kidnapped by a travelling freak show of dancing midgets......hey...heres hoping.
theres only 1 problem with that - he cant dance :D :cool:

[seany boy]

its AL??????? ahh he'll mek it!!!! :D

Your the only one thats voted no so far :p

[Lovetone]

i reckon he has a fair chance cos he is a good player and whenecver ive spoken to him a very nice guy so best of luck to him. i voted yes.

[rentonc]

if he can fair the cold, he will do it :) big talent and big personality in paintball

[Jayrider]

he will do it, hes a great player and a great guy, if anything he deserves it :D

[mR_MaGiC]

WOO go AL, i rekon he will do it :D GOOD LUCK AL!!!:cool: :D

[Hou]

he'll do it, like i told him at nmc, against him in my first ever sup air game, that sometimes i thought he was arrogent when he talked about his skills etc but i was proven very very wrong

great lad great player and bloody quick

[AL_]

Awww :'(.... this thread almost made me cry...

Im just settling in at home, and been asked 101 times what the score is... so what im gonna do, is do a big write up of the week and post a link. It's not as simple as a yes or no... so your all wrong... HA!!!

For those who don't want to wade thru a weeks worth of drills and shit, ill give you a quick sum up:

I havent had my fulll debrief from the Alexander as he was called away on friday. So there gonna email me full details. What I did get was a VERY rough translated debreif from one of the coaches for what i need to work on. Fitness/strength and few drills. Bascily, im not strong enough. These guys were knocking out 100+ pressups, 60+ sit ups a min, bench pressing more than i weight... So on that factor i didnt make the cut. However, they made me very aware they were impressed with me and didnt want me to go away and be lost to them. "We dont want you lost" is actully what they said. Given this sorta 'regime' of things to do, improve, they want me to come back and then they'll take me on.

For anyone who cares, ill write up what went on all week, stay tuned...

[rentonc]

best get eating those steriods then lad :)

[SlipperySquid]

I bet what they really said was something like this....cue wavy vision and tinkling of glass sound as we are transported to a russian goulag........
"so alexander what do you think of this alz guy" (obviously in russian or if you prefer a russian accent like robbie coltrane in golden eye)

"Well his legski's are far to small for his body, he, looks like the russian doll my daughter has, i'm sure if we unscrew his head they'd be even more smaller alz in there...and then another and another....i mean...at least ten of them...what about you Boris? you agree?"

"Of course i agree you are the wise one that knows all but i also think that he looks like that fine 80's cartoon hero sports billy with the tiny body and massive inhuman head"

Much laffing is to be heard and yaks making yak sounds

"Pass the vodka Boris and lets make the beautifull russian love together in the snow"

HE'S A HERO FROM ANOTHER PLANET - SPORT BILLY
AND HE WAS CHOSEN FOR A SPECIAL MISSION - SPORT BILLY

"Supersport Sport Billy is sent for when evil Queen Vanda, jealous of sport on Earth, sets out to destroy fair play with her evil assistants. Armed with his Omni Sac, from which Billy can pull anything he needs in his fight against Vanda, the battle between good and evil begins"

[papalongchops]

Just when you thought he couldn't surprise you anymore!!! I know sometimes posts can slowly go of track down the line, but never saw Sports Billy on the cards:confused:

[Trems]

100+pressups!?....shiiiiat

Oh well mate, at least you got thier attention, just work on and you'll reap the rewards i'm sure ;)

[.:afro:.:dan:.]

Come on dude wheres the report jet lag is for girls!! did you take a camera by any chance ??

[AL_]

Sorry, im being lazy and cba, ill do it erm... before the end of the week lol... yes i used my phone and i took a camera, only just got it back tho, as they lost my kit bag on the way home. Funny, when i recived it 2 days later, everything was in the wrong place and a total mess, including my guns... Everything still there tho...

[jokersmoker]

Found it. What do ya rekon peeps? is it AL?:)

[Trems]

Tell you what tim if it aint its a dead ringer! :D

[SlipperySquid]

Now i looked everywhere for a piccy of sport billy.....i knew i was right :D good find Tim!!!!